Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama at www.mycharmingkids.net to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
Well for starters I certainly did not have 10 hours of sleep between last Saturday night - Tuesday afternoon, and when given the chance to take a nap, I most certainly didn't watch General Hospital because I couldn't fall asleep -
I did not wonder when I was at work on Monday who made it out of the Hospital Fire (on General Hospital...) because I would never watch a soap opera. What a waste of time! And that night I did not go to a Primary Teacher's meeting and almost fall asleep while the Bishop was talking - that would just be rude...
I did not take my children to the doctor this week thinking Max had an ear infection, which he did not, and thinking Grace didn't have one, and she most certainly did... I did not moan at the thought of another round of antibiotics and wonder how I could cleverly hide it in her food/drink...I did wonder if putting the antibiotic in something, lets say apple juice might ruin it... but if that is the only way she can take it - so be it!
I did not buy a sign at Target this week that said "wiener crossing" because I thought it was funny, and it was only a dollar... I did not buy said sign and tell my mom and my sister that I was going to give it to my husband...
I did not give Grace a bite of Max's fruit and Rice Ceral and Max a bite of Grace's egg on accident this week - only to get a seriously dirty look from my girl child, and find out that my boy loves eggs! I think I've bought my last box of Rice Ceral! (I would never give my 10 month old eggs.....)
This week I did in fact join Weight Watchers because I can not do it on my own... But when asked if I had been a member before I did not declare, "I am a three time failure...Yes mam, I've been here before." And later in the meeting when asked if I see any problems with the week I did not chuckle and proclaim, "Any? More than a few! I love food!" (They are going to love me!)
The rest of the week seems a little hazy to me... But I invite all of my Blogger friends to join me on the Not Me Monday Denial project... You don't have to list your Blog with MckMama - just let us know what you "haven't" been doing this week!
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THis looks fun but im not good at remembering things like that. Maybe one of these times I will try it. I might have to write things down in the week though in order to remember. I love yours, your funnY!
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